I was a Realtor and had to show a house belonging to Marine who I was assured was out of town and therefore I should feel free to take my client into the house. So after knocking just in case, in we went...me a Chaplain's wife and my Chaplain client. We looked at the main floor rooms and headed upstairs to check out bedrooms. Imagine our embarrassment when we walking in on a very beautiful naked lady in one of the bedrooms! Who had had time to call her Marine... who was now stomping up the stairs with murder in his eyes. He gave us seconds to get out of his house before he called the cops. Tried to reassure him that we were legit and so sorry but he was not about to listen as his girlfriend sobbed and my Chaplain client ducked out the door so no one could see him break up in laughter. Oh me... never again I prayed. After that I not only knocked on supposedly empty houses's door but I yelled when we entered. If you've ever encountered a young Marine with combat mode in full gear you can understand...
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