When possessed vampire Lorcan O'Halloran went on a killing
rampage in the town of Broken Heart, Oklahoma, he ended up
killing eleven people. In order to save them, all eleven
were turned into vampires and Eva LeRoy, single mom to a
teenager and town librarian, was one of them. When her
would be killer, now cured of the infection that caused
him to kill her, shows up right before sunrise and
collapses on her porch, instead of leaving him in the sun
to fry, she pulls him into the house. Sure, he may have
killed her, but looking at him just makes her hot.
Ever since she became a vampire, Eva has became a magnet
for animals everywhere. Now her vampire powers are
becoming stronger. She's discovered she can zombify people
and make them follow her commands, and she can also speak
telepathically to people and animals who can take human
form. Something more is going on in the town of Broken
Hearted though. The evil wraiths who infected Lorcan with
the virus that caused him to go on his murdering rampage
attempt to kidnap Tamara, Eva's daughter, making Eva a
very angry vampire. Now Eva has to deal with her daughter,
her daughter's vampire hunting boyfriend, her lust for
Lorcan and the wraiths trying to infect the town. What's a
vampire to do?
Every time I tell myself I'm the type of girl who only
enjoys books in the third person, I get a book that proves
me wrong. DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR VAMPIRE may be written
in the first person, but that does nothing to detract from
the amount of fun I had reading it. I thought it was a
hilarious oddball vampire comedy with lovable characters
that make being bitten seem like a very good time. I can't
wait for the next Broken Heart adventure. Hopefully the
first book in the series, I'M THE VAMPIRE, THAT'S WHY,
will be enough to tide me over till the next adventure.
And I promise to never again say that I don't enjoy
stories written in the first person. Michele Bardsley has
proven me to be a liar in that regard, and I can't be more
thankful.
Eva LeRoy, Broken Heart, Oklahoma's librarian, got
"vampified" when everyone else did: during a rogue vampire's
feeding frenzy. But books still make her undead heart
beat-and, strangely enough, so does Lorcan the Loner, the
vampire who killed her...