If you think your job is dangerous, try showing up for work and discovering a dead body. Then be under suspicion for the crime. What a way to start a day! That's what happens to Nicholas Palihnic when he's hired by an insurance company to find a stolen painting. And it goes downhill from there, if you can believe that. But then, since Nicholas is related to Garth Carson, taxidermy collector, it should be no surprise that trouble will cling to him and his signature tweed suit as it does to Garth and his stuffed creatures.
Everyone is tripping and scrambling over each other, Nicholas and the painting. But who can blame them? There are millions at stake. When you think you know who to trust and who's the rightful owner of the painting, bam, you're wrong and back to square one. The players are numerous and come and go in the blink of an eye. My favorites are the hockey playing brothers who remind me of a more active, talkative and, yes, modern version of Larry, Darryl and Darryl. And as for figuring out where the painting is, I thought I had it a few times, but Wiprud fooled me again with his artful suspenseful writing.
CROOKED is a funny, quirky mystery with just the tiniest bit of romance. Nicholas is lovable and seems to be able to charm his way into any woman's heart. But has he met his match with Mel? Hopefully, after Wiprud's re-release of SLEEP WITH THE FISHES he'll continue Nicholas' story.
Nicholas Palihnic is a natty, tweed-suited hustler who
knows every nook and cranny of New Yorkβand a thousand
ways to break a girlβs heart. Beatrice Belarus is a
Manhattan art dealer with an insatiable appetite for moneyβ
and for anyone who gets in her way. And a painting titled
Trampoline Nude, 1972 has neither nudity nor a trampoline.
But when Nicholas is hired by an insurance company to find
the recently stolen painting, a murdered art thief points
him to a trove of gold buried beneath Manhattanβand
suddenly all roads are leading back to Beatrice. As
fortune hunters, lovers, and other strangers gather around
him, thereβs one thing Nicholas must remember above all
else: in this business, itβs better to be crooked than
dead....
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