Lacey knelt down, adjusting her telephoto lens to
achieve the sharpest image. They'd finally stumbled across a
red–eyed tree frog, one of the must–haves on her
list of shots. Satisfied with the composition, she pressed
the shutter.
Before she could snap another photo, she shot to her
feet, like toast from a toaster, camera dangling from the
strap around her neck, hands fisted at her sides.
"What?" Luke asked.
"Get him off me," she ground out, her teeth gritted in
revulsion. She pointed toward her leg and watched as Luke
glanced down in time to see the frog climb up her inner
thigh and duck beneath her shorts.
Lacey sucked in a breath. The cold, wet
suction–cup feet clung to her. She couldn't even
breathe, afraid any movement would prompt the slimy thing to
crawl further up under her shorts. If it got to her crotch,
she would die on the spot.
Luke didn't think it was possible, but Lacey's eyes grew
wider as the frog apparently made his way farther north.
Enjoying her dilemma, he explained, "You know, because water
and air flows so easily in to and out of amphibian skin,
amphibians are much more vulnerable to possible pollutants
on our hands—"
"Just. Get. Him. Off. Me. I didn't invite his invasion
of my person. He should have thought about that before he
assaulted me," she hissed through gritted teeth.
Luke couldn't hold back the chuckle that escaped, or
suppress his wicked thoughts as he knelt down and peered up
her shorts to see where the frog was hiding. The sight of
her muscular thigh and pink panties nearly made him forget
his mission. He slowly slid his hand beneath her shorts and
up her inner thigh.
"How do you know it's a he?" he asked, taking pity on
her and hoping to distract her from her obviously
uncomfortable predicament.
"Like that even deserves a response," came her sarcastic
reply. His soft laugh only inflamed her ire.
"Don't you think it's rather ironic that you're afraid
of the very thing you've been sent here to photograph?"
"I'm not—" Her angry denial was cut off when his
warm, rough–hewn hand closed over the sensitive skin
of her inner thigh, cupping over the frog and making her
flinch at the heat rocketing up her spine.
"Hold still," he instructed, "otherwise I can't promise
he won't head for . . . warmer regions."
She shivered in response to his touch. She had a frog on
her thigh, and astonishingly she now had sex on the brain.
Luke's hand rested on her thigh longer than she thought
necessary. "You're enjoying this way too much," she said
through tight lips.
Damn right I am, Luke admitted to himself. Her thigh was
as hot and smooth as sun–warmed silk. His fingers
itched to glide further up her leg, to hear her gasp in
pleasure, rather than in disgust. Between the monkey and the
frog, Costa Rica's fauna was making better time with her
than he was. "No, I'm simply trying not to startle him."
"Then lose the shit–eating grin."
He struggled to assume a disinterested face, while she
eyed him furiously.
His hand gently closed over the offending amphibian,
grazing the apex of her thighs with his fingertips,
triggering yet another wave of heat up her spine. He slowly
inched his hand out from under her shorts, extending the
exquisite torture. She didn't know which caused the stronger
adrenalin rush: her revulsion of the wet frog, or her
arousal from Luke's warm hand.
As soon as his hand cleared her shorts, she began pacing
and cursing.
Good thing the forest was devoid of tourists, Luke
thought, otherwise their ears would have been scorched. Her
vocabulary could make a hardened criminal blush. Luke
released the frog, watching it hop away without a backward
glance.
"Good riddance," Lacey muttered.
"Hey, frog's no fool. Saw a warm, inviting spot and went
for it."
"Spoken just like a man."
Ignoring that comment, he asked, "Want any more photos?"
"No, I don't. I'm done with that"—she
shivered—"frog." Picking up her pack and turning away,
she continued to walk in the direction they were previously
headed.
He hefted up his bag and followed after her, wiping his
hands on his shorts. "Let me get this straight, you've
covered two wars, but you're scared of a little frog?" He
shook his head at the vagaries of women.
"I wasn't scared. It just—it startled me." She
refused to admit to him she was ranidaphobic. "How would you
like it if something wet unexpectedly landed on your thigh?
Wait! Don't answer that!"
His only response was a low rumbling laugh that carried
deep into the rain forest.