"Is this some kind of joke?"
The stumpy, balding man’s complexion went from grey to
splotchy red after he’d listened to her proposal, and
looked from one woman to the other.
"No, Mr. Green, I’m not joking," Maureen answered, not
missing a beat. She’d prepared herself for this reaction.
What she planned to do was off the wall, even for a place
as open minded as Las Vegas, Nevada.
"So you ... want to sell ... uh ... auction..."
Lawrence
Green, attorney at law, tugged his outdated suit vest over
his rotund belly in an uncomfortable gesture.
"Surely it’s a basic contract," Lottie
interrupted, "You’ve handled agreements such as this for
me
in the past."
Maureen was again thankful for her aunt’s presence.
Lottie had been in the business for almost twenty years.
Her name was synonymous with the profession. One couldn’t
think of Lottie Davis without being just a little in awe of
her. Whether due to her business savvy or controversial
business itself, Lottie Davis was a local hero. "Well ...
yes, I have, but nothing quite like this," he stood to
pace
the small area between his desk and the bookcase behind it,
which was filled with old musty-looking law books.
"Alright, forget for one minute about the product I’m
selling. Surely you can write up a quick legal document
regarding a sale? I’m thinking there are even internet
auction sites that would be able to figure out the
logistics."
"Oh no ... I can do this. That’s not the problem. I
just..." he floundered.
By the deepening grooves on Lottie’s mouth, Maureen
could tell that the woman’s patience had slipped. "Then
what is the problem, Mr. Green?"
"I need to make sure she knows what she’s doing," he
blustered, pointing one blunt finger at Maureen before
facing the younger woman, "Once you get this ball rolling,
it would be difficult to back out."
"I don’t plan on backing out," Maureen assured him,
"but
if it makes you feel better, put a clause in the
contract."
Lawrence Green stopped pacing, and faced her. She was
subjected to a thorough study, as if he were looking for a
sign of insanity. When his eyes continued their journey
down her body, his expression grew even more confused. His
assessment flitted across her with astute lawyer eyes: she
was a shapely auburn-haired beauty, so why would she want
to do this? He had to be wondering if there was something
wrong with her.
She allowed his perusal longer than she would have
allowed any other man to ogle her in such a way. She almost
stood to her full five-foot-ten, knowing that she would
tower over this man, which she found was a good way to put
a stop to any man’s wandering eye. She didn’t stand though.
She bit her tongue, reminding herself that she’d asked
for this. She’d be under more of a microscope with this
ball of fire she was igniting than just the curious
undressing by Mr. Green. His eyes lingered on her full
breasts.
Finally, he met her eyes, and in a voice lower and
raspier than she’d heard him speak with to this point,
addressed her again. "How will you prove to ... your
customer that you are what you say you are?"
Maureen raised one dark brow in amusement. "I was told
it would be obvious." She allowed him to shift in
embarrassment for only a moment. "To be blunt, Mr. Green,
my hymen is intact. It didn’t tear during tampon usage or
strenuous activities. I have documents from my physician,
and I’m willing to be examined by a physician of the
customer’s choice." She nodded toward the manila folder
she’d laid on his desk at the start of the meeting. "It’s
all in there."
"This isn’t a con, Lawrence," Lottie added. "Maureen
has
never been with a man. Can you do this, or shall we find
another attorney?"
Lawrence’s posture deflated. He even collapsed back into
his chair. "I’ve got a daughter her age," he began, a sad
smile softening his otherwise sandpapery face. "She’s the
mother of three."
Maureen wasn’t sure what that was supposed to mean, but
she suddenly felt both comforted and complimented.
"What I’m doing isn’t all that strange, if you think
about it. Both men and women do it all the time, both
legally and otherwise. And as far as the other ... you’ll
have to agree with me that I’m a minority. The product I’m
selling is normally given away without a thought." Maureen
turned to the twin armchair where she’d laid out her
briefs, and she began methodically returning them to her
briefcase. "Will you accept the assignment, Mr. Green?"
He took in a huge amount of air into his lungs, closed
his eyes briefly, then nodded. "I’ll get started on it
this
afternoon. If you change your mind, call me." He stood
politely and escorted them to the door.
Maureen stopped and faced him. "Don’t worry, I won’t
change my mind," she offered her hand, and he shook it.
"When can we expect to hear from you?" Lottie’s
irritation gone, she was now back to the poised business
woman.
"I should have it ready by tomorrow."
"Wonderful. I’ll get started on my ad campaign then.
Goodbye Mr. Green."
Maureen’s held-together countenance lasted until she’d
secured the seatbelt of her car, where she collapsed in
relief.
Well, she’d done it. The tiger’s tail was in her sight,
next step is to grab it. She could scarcely believe that
she was able to follow through with her plan, and now that
she did, she was feeling anything but nervous. What was the
big deal anyway?