"Is this some kind of joke?"
The stumpy, balding manβs complexion went from grey to
splotchy red after heβd listened to her proposal, and
looked from one woman to the other.
"No, Mr. Green, Iβm not joking," Maureen answered, not
missing a beat. Sheβd prepared herself for this reaction.
What she planned to do was off the wall, even for a place
as open minded as Las Vegas, Nevada.
"So you ... want to sell ... uh ... auction..."
Lawrence
Green, attorney at law, tugged his outdated suit vest over
his rotund belly in an uncomfortable gesture.
"Surely itβs a basic contract," Lottie
interrupted, "Youβve handled agreements such as this for
me
in the past."
Maureen was again thankful for her auntβs presence.
Lottie had been in the business for almost twenty years.
Her name was synonymous with the profession. One couldnβt
think of Lottie Davis without being just a little in awe of
her. Whether due to her business savvy or controversial
business itself, Lottie Davis was a local hero. "Well ...
yes, I have, but nothing quite like this," he stood to
pace
the small area between his desk and the bookcase behind it,
which was filled with old musty-looking law books.
"Alright, forget for one minute about the product Iβm
selling. Surely you can write up a quick legal document
regarding a sale? Iβm thinking there are even internet
auction sites that would be able to figure out the
logistics."
"Oh no ... I can do this. Thatβs not the problem. I
just..." he floundered.
By the deepening grooves on Lottieβs mouth, Maureen
could tell that the womanβs patience had slipped. "Then
what is the problem, Mr. Green?"
"I need to make sure she knows what sheβs doing," he
blustered, pointing one blunt finger at Maureen before
facing the younger woman, "Once you get this ball rolling,
it would be difficult to back out."
"I donβt plan on backing out," Maureen assured him,
"but
if it makes you feel better, put a clause in the
contract."
Lawrence Green stopped pacing, and faced her. She was
subjected to a thorough study, as if he were looking for a
sign of insanity. When his eyes continued their journey
down her body, his expression grew even more confused. His
assessment flitted across her with astute lawyer eyes: she
was a shapely auburn-haired beauty, so why would she want
to do this? He had to be wondering if there was something
wrong with her.
She allowed his perusal longer than she would have
allowed any other man to ogle her in such a way. She almost
stood to her full five-foot-ten, knowing that she would
tower over this man, which she found was a good way to put
a stop to any manβs wandering eye. She didnβt stand though.
She bit her tongue, reminding herself that sheβd asked
for this. Sheβd be under more of a microscope with this
ball of fire she was igniting than just the curious
undressing by Mr. Green. His eyes lingered on her full
breasts.
Finally, he met her eyes, and in a voice lower and
raspier than sheβd heard him speak with to this point,
addressed her again. "How will you prove to ... your
customer that you are what you say you are?"
Maureen raised one dark brow in amusement. "I was told
it would be obvious." She allowed him to shift in
embarrassment for only a moment. "To be blunt, Mr. Green,
my hymen is intact. It didnβt tear during tampon usage or
strenuous activities. I have documents from my physician,
and Iβm willing to be examined by a physician of the
customerβs choice." She nodded toward the manila folder
sheβd laid on his desk at the start of the meeting. "Itβs
all in there."
"This isnβt a con, Lawrence," Lottie added. "Maureen
has
never been with a man. Can you do this, or shall we find
another attorney?"
Lawrenceβs posture deflated. He even collapsed back into
his chair. "Iβve got a daughter her age," he began, a sad
smile softening his otherwise sandpapery face. "Sheβs the
mother of three."
Maureen wasnβt sure what that was supposed to mean, but
she suddenly felt both comforted and complimented.
"What Iβm doing isnβt all that strange, if you think
about it. Both men and women do it all the time, both
legally and otherwise. And as far as the other ... youβll
have to agree with me that Iβm a minority. The product Iβm
selling is normally given away without a thought." Maureen
turned to the twin armchair where sheβd laid out her
briefs, and she began methodically returning them to her
briefcase. "Will you accept the assignment, Mr. Green?"
He took in a huge amount of air into his lungs, closed
his eyes briefly, then nodded. "Iβll get started on it
this
afternoon. If you change your mind, call me." He stood
politely and escorted them to the door.
Maureen stopped and faced him. "Donβt worry, I wonβt
change my mind," she offered her hand, and he shook it.
"When can we expect to hear from you?" Lottieβs
irritation gone, she was now back to the poised business
woman.
"I should have it ready by tomorrow."
"Wonderful. Iβll get started on my ad campaign then.
Goodbye Mr. Green."
Maureenβs held-together countenance lasted until sheβd
secured the seatbelt of her car, where she collapsed in
relief.
Well, sheβd done it. The tigerβs tail was in her sight,
next step is to grab it. She could scarcely believe that
she was able to follow through with her plan, and now that
she did, she was feeling anything but nervous. What was the
big deal anyway?