Eggs produced purely for human consumption were rare and
hideously expensive commodities. Calista considered herself
immensely privileged to have actually dined on one, given
that the majority of commoners had never even laid eyes on
one. The menu had claimed it was “soft boiled”, with the
white cooked until firm but the yolk warm and runny. And
given the fuss and ceremony which had accompanied its
journey to her table, afterward she’d been too embarrassed
to admit to her host that she didn’t much care for the
taste.
So Calista knew a real egg when she saw one. What she
didn’t know was what the hell kind of creature might have
laid this monster.
She dug her hands into the gel and extracted the egg
from its goopy cocoon. It weighed about three pounds. She
lugged it over to a packing bench and laid it carefully
down.
Despite knowing that it was fragile and that she risked
cracking it, she couldn’t resist touching it again. She
stroked the gel from its surface with her palms, marveling
at its size.
Sheesh! Some Libertine chef was gonna be cooking up a
heap of omelets with this sucker. No accounting for the
gourmet tastes of the rich and libidinous. Dudes! Didn’t
your mothers tell you that when it comes to edibles, big is
not always tastier? Little wonder the crate had been
shielded and its contents so carefully packaged. This thing
was worth a fortune!
She’d allowed herself to be distracted by wishful
calculations as to how many credits this egg would fetch in
various illegal marketplaces, when one very important fact
smacked her upside the head. The egg’s shell was warm.
Which meant….
A living embryo.
“Fuck!”
As if voice-activated, the egg came to life and
shuddered beneath her hands.
Calista forced her rubbery limbs to move and backed
away. Whatever manner of creature was eventually going to
hatch from it, and whatever the purchaser’s plans for it
might be, she wanted no part of it.
A faint tapping noise cut through her panicked thoughts.
She saw fine cracks marring the egg’s shell.
Calista’s heart thudded like a mad thing in her chest.
It couldn’t be hatching now….
Images of some nightmarish, ravenous creature skittered
through her mind. She whirled on her heel, intending to
flee.
Crrrraaaaack!
Don’t look. Do. Not. Look!
Of course she halted. And looked. She couldn’t help
herself. She was just dumb that way.
The shell split in two, revealing a human infant. Amidst
the shattered remains of eggshell, it uncurled itself, its
torso glistening with fluids, hair slicked to its skull. It
waved its arms and legs, as if luxuriating in the freedom
of movement after being cramped in a fetal position. Then
it yawned and rubbed its eyes with its tiny fists.
It was such an inherently human gesture that Calista’s
fear dissolved and she couldn’t help the goofy smile
spreading across her face because it was so gosh-darned
cute!
She ventured closer, staring down at the baby. The smile
froze on her lips. No freaking way! She had to be dreaming.
Not even the most sought-after and talented enhancement
specialist could replicate that!
She squeezed her eyelids shut, rubbed them, and then
for good measure, blinked a couple of times. But the extra
er…appendage was still there.
Two sets of male genitals? Oookay then. Definitely
a “he” not an “it”.
He opened his eyes and focused on her.
A sharp pain bloomed in Calista’s skull, a close-your-
eyes-and-grit-your-teeth pain that spiked but before she
could scream, almost instantly dissipated, leaving her
clutching her temples and sagging with relief.
When she finally dared pry open her eyelids, the infant
had grown to the size of a small child. His eyes were
mesmerizing, blacker than black irises, with diagonal
golden striations shaped like tiny lightning bolts bursting
outward from the pupils.
He swung his legs over the edge of the bench. And before
Calista could even understand what she was actually
witnessing, the child hopped off the bench and morphed into
a fully grown man.