Whatβs this book about? That depends on who you ask. Our humble narrator thinks heβs got a great story for you, but he barely begins before heβs interrupted . . . by a scallywag pirate with a thrilling legend of mermaids and sea monsters! Soon an entire cast of colorful charactersβincluding a hungry dinosaur, an alien bent on world domination, and a heroic knightβderails the boyβs saga. Everyone has a tale to tellβbut if they can all get on the same page, this might turn out to be the best story ever!