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Some promises cost you the one you love.

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The Temple of Kronos wants her dead. The Stoneslayer wants her destroyed. Neither will have her.

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A poisoned cousin, a five-year-old's life, and a family with too many secrets.

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Betrayal runs in her blood. Justice runs in his. Together, they burn it all down.

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"ANOTHER WINNER!"
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Running from her past, she finds a killer, a protector, and her faith.

Holy Cow by David Duchovny

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Also by David Duchovny:

Truly Like Lightning, February 2021
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Bucky F*cking Dent, April 2016
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Holy Cow, February 2015
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HOLY COW
By: David Duchovny

A Modern-Day Dairy Tale

Farrar, Straus and Giroux
February 2015
On Sale: February 3, 2015
Featuring: Elsie Bovary; Mallory
224 pages
ISBN: 0374172072
EAN: 9780374172077
Kindle: B00LRXCFDY
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A rollicking, globe-trotting adventure with a twist: a four-legged heroine you won’t soon forget

Elsie Bovary is a cow, and a pretty happy one at thatβ€”her long, lazy days are spent eating, napping, and chatting with her best friend, Mallory. One night, Elsie and Mallory sneak out of their pasture; but while Mallory is interested in flirting with the neighboring bulls, Elsie finds herself drawn to the farmhouse.

Through the window, she sees the farmer’s family gathered around a bright Box Godβ€”and what the Box God reveals about something called an β€œindustrial meat farm” shakes Elsie’s understanding of her world to its core.

There’s only one solution: escape to a better, safer world. And so a motley crew is formed: Elsie; Jerryβ€”excuse me, Shalomβ€”a cranky, Torah-reading pig who’s recently converted to Judaism; and Tom, a suave (in his own mind, at least) turkey who can’t fly, but who can work an iPhone with his beak.

Toting stolen passports and slapdash human disguises, they head for the airport.

Elsie is our wise-cracking, pop-culture-reference-dropping, slyly witty narrator; Tomβ€”who does eventually learn to fly (sort of)β€”dispenses psychiatric advice in a fake German accent; and Shalom, rejected by his adopted people in Jerusalem, ends up unexpectedly uniting Israelis and Palestinians.

David Duchovny’s charismatic creatures point the way toward a mutual understanding and acceptance that the world desperately needs.

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Today - February 10, 2015
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