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Love, Danger, Homecomings & Heart β€” Your June Reading Escape Starts Here

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One disastrous night. One devastating man. One diabolical proposition.


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He’s stubborn. She’s tougher. His kid? Already picked the bride.


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A small-town second chance wrapped in danger, desire, and Sharon Sala heart.


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She came home to save the ranch… and found the cowboy she never forgot.


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From reality TV heartbreak to real-life reinvention.


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A missing twin. A deadly cartel. One K-9 team caught in the crossfire.


Holy Cow by David Duchovny

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Also by David Duchovny:

Truly Like Lightning, February 2021
Hardcover / e-Book
Bucky F*cking Dent, April 2016
Hardcover / e-Book
Holy Cow, February 2015
Hardcover / e-Book

HOLY COW
By: David Duchovny

A Modern-Day Dairy Tale

Farrar, Straus and Giroux
February 2015
On Sale: February 3, 2015
Featuring: Elsie Bovary; Mallory
224 pages
ISBN: 0374172072
EAN: 9780374172077
Kindle: B00LRXCFDY
Hardcover / e-Book
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Multicultural

A rollicking, globe-trotting adventure with a twist: a four-legged heroine you won’t soon forget

Elsie Bovary is a cow, and a pretty happy one at thatβ€”her long, lazy days are spent eating, napping, and chatting with her best friend, Mallory. One night, Elsie and Mallory sneak out of their pasture; but while Mallory is interested in flirting with the neighboring bulls, Elsie finds herself drawn to the farmhouse.

Through the window, she sees the farmer’s family gathered around a bright Box Godβ€”and what the Box God reveals about something called an β€œindustrial meat farm” shakes Elsie’s understanding of her world to its core.

There’s only one solution: escape to a better, safer world. And so a motley crew is formed: Elsie; Jerryβ€”excuse me, Shalomβ€”a cranky, Torah-reading pig who’s recently converted to Judaism; and Tom, a suave (in his own mind, at least) turkey who can’t fly, but who can work an iPhone with his beak.

Toting stolen passports and slapdash human disguises, they head for the airport.

Elsie is our wise-cracking, pop-culture-reference-dropping, slyly witty narrator; Tomβ€”who does eventually learn to fly (sort of)β€”dispenses psychiatric advice in a fake German accent; and Shalom, rejected by his adopted people in Jerusalem, ends up unexpectedly uniting Israelis and Palestinians.

David Duchovny’s charismatic creatures point the way toward a mutual understanding and acceptance that the world desperately needs.

Media Buzz

Today - February 10, 2015
CBS This Morning - February 10, 2015

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