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Sink your teeth into the first novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling Sookie Stackhouse seriesโ€”the books that gave life to the Dead and inspired the HBOยฎ original series True Blood.


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#1 New York Times bestselling author Sandra Brown delivers a new signature sexy suspense about a detective seeking justice for his murdered wife with the help of a psychotherapistโ€ฆwhile fighting an undeniable attraction to her.


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Open the book. Enter the nightmare. Escape is no longer guaranteed.


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Under Wyoming skies, love doesn't care about titles.


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Family secrets, lost love, and a mystery hidden beneath the sea.


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The bear is unleashed. The danger is real. The attraction is impossible to resist.

TEXTASTROPHE
By: Matt Andrews

St. Martin's Griffin
February 2015
On Sale: February 17, 2015
ISBN: 1250051401
EAN: 9781250051400
Kindle: B00M6608XU
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Once upon a time, prank phone calls were the best way to procrastinate, but in 2015, theyโ€™re so passรฉ. Instead, Matt Andrews has mastered the art of prank texting. What happens when you offer to barter two sub-sandwiches for a used motorcycle? Who do you call when you want to build a mysterious man cave in your basement? What do you do if you need a knight in shining armor to deliver you to your high school reunion? If you've ever left a "contact me" pull-tab at your local grocery or posted an ad on Craigslist and received insane and unbelievable text messages in response, Andrews is very likely to blame.

We'd be mad at him if we could stop laughing long enough to hit "send" on the exceptionally witty come back we thought of...too bad he's already moved on to his next target and deleted us from his phone, now only to be remembered in these pages of his laugh-out-loud funny book.

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