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Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman

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Also by Nick Offerman:

Gumption, June 2015
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Paddle Your Own Canoe, October 2013
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PADDLE YOUR OWN CANOE
By: Nick Offerman

One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living

Dutton
October 2013
On Sale: October 1, 2013
352 pages
ISBN: 052595421X
EAN: 9780525954217
Kindle: B00C1N5WRU
Hardcover / e-Book
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Non-Fiction | Self-Help | Humor

Parks and Recreation actor Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in his first book.

Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a womanβ€”who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson?  Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworkingβ€”he runs his own woodshopβ€”Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinoisβ€”β€œI grew up literally in the middle of a cornfield”—to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally.   It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees.

A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes.

Media Buzz

The View - October 29, 2013
Daily Show with Jon Stewart - October 28, 2013
Today - October 1, 2013