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The Last Girlfriend On Earth by Simon Rich

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Also by Simon Rich:

Glory Days, August 2024
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Hits and Misses, August 2018
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The Last Girlfriend On Earth, February 2013
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Free-Range Chickens, September 2008
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Ant Farm, April 2007
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THE LAST GIRLFRIEND ON EARTH
By: Simon Rich

And Other Love Stories

Reagan Arthur Books
February 2013
On Sale: January 22, 2013
225 pages
ISBN: 0316219398
EAN: 9780316219396
Kindle: B008AS4UQE
Hardcover / e-Book
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Humor | Fiction Family Life

In "Center of the Universe," God struggles to balance the demands of his career with the needs of his long-term girlfriend. In "Magical Mr. Goat," a young girl's imaginary friend yearns to become "more than friends." In "Unprotected," an unused prophylactic recalls his years spent trapped inside a teen boy's wallet. The stories in Simon Rich's new book are bizarre, funny, and yet...relatable. Rich explores love's many complications-losing it, finding it, breaking it, and making it-and turns the ordinary into the absurd. With razor-sharp humor and illustrations, and just in time for Valentine's Day, Rich takes readers for an exhilarating, hilarious ride on the rollercoaster of love.

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Weekend Edition Sunday - January 20, 2013