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I Suck At Girls by Justin Halpern

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Also by Justin Halpern:

Get Lost, July 2026
Hardcover / e-Book / audiobook
I Suck At Girls, May 2012
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Sh*t My Dad Says, May 2010
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I SUCK AT GIRLS
By: Justin Halpern

It Books
May 2012
On Sale: May 15, 2012
176 pages
ISBN: 0062113372
EAN: 9780062113375
Kindle: B006FOI1KG
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Non-Fiction Memoir

"Growing up, every time I saw a men's magazine cover that had a headline about '73 Ways to Please Your Girlfriend', all I could think was 'I'm good with one; just tell me one way to please her. Also, I don't have a girlfriend. Is there an article about that?'"

Soon after Sh*t My Dad Says began to take off, comic writer Justin Halpern decided to propose to his then girlfriend. But before doing so, he asked his dad's advice, which was very, very simple (and surprisingly clean): "Just take a day to think about it." This book is that day. Crossing the warmth of The Wonder Years with the candour and observational humour of David Sedaris, this follow-up to the hottest comedy debut of last year is a hilarious, toe-curlingly true book about life, and love.