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Gallery Books
November 2011
On Sale: October 25, 2011
192 pages
ISBN: 1451657110
EAN: 9781451657111
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Non-Fiction
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has a lifestyle most guidettes dream
about. But can she help it if she was born to love fake tans
and juiceheads? In this must-have guide to being a guidette,
America’s favorite pint-sized princess shares her secrets
for ROCKING it, Jersey-style. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to arm
yourself with bronzer, a tease comb, and makeup brushes and
join the Snooki Style Revolution. When guidettes march in,
people notice. It’s the attitude. The boldness. The sex
appeal. The tan. The serious shortage of hairspray in the
surrounding area. You have to experiment in life, or you’ll
be boring. From her top twenty-five rules for being a
guidette, to her smushable makeup and skin secrets, to her
rules on Snookin’ for love, Snooki’s sickest tips and advice
for friggin’ owning it are all here, along with hundreds of
full color photographs and the official Snictionary for easy
reference. But that’s not all. There’s a lot more to the diminutive
reality star than what you see on TV. Snooki shares her
obsessions (her bed, Viva Glam Gaga bright pink lipstick,
sci-fi movies) and some juicy behind-the-Shore secrets
(which season was her favorite, what it was like to wake up
in a jail cell in season two, why the house smells like
alcohol and dog’s butt). For everything else, you’ll just
have to read the book! Being a guidette princess is about being yourself, doing
what you want, and trying to have a good time wherever you
are. So strap yourselves in, bitches! And get ready for the
ride. *** It’s the Snooki Style Revolution, bitches! “My biggest nightmare is waking up pale. Or without eyelashes.” “A guidette has to know how to have fun anywhere. Like, if
you’re stuck in a cardboard box, you have to rock it.” “LOVE my slippers. It’s like wearing beds on your feet.” “If you can smell hair gel from a mile away, it signals
guido mating season.” “I like to wear so many accessories that people are confused.” “Guidettes are born with attitude. It doesn’t matter if
you’re tall, skinny, round, or a Smurf, or what your
background is, we put on our bronzer and we fricken rock our
princess status. Like, get out of our way, we don’t care
what you think. Unless you’re a mirror.”
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