They say his clothes blend into the background, no matter where he stands. They say a lot of things about the Schwa, but one thingโs for sure: no one ever noticed him.
Except me.
My name is Antsy Bonanoโ and I was the one who realized the Schwa was โfunctionally invisibleโ and used him to make some big bucks. But I was also the one who caused him more grief than a friend should. So if you all just shut up and listen, Iโll tell you everything there is to know about the Schwa, from how he got his name, to what really happened with his mom. Iโll spill everything.
Unless, of course, โthe Schwa Effectโ wipes him out of my brain before Iโm done....
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