Big Al MacNab is in trouble. Recently out of prison, heโs running his late uncleโs pub in the Scottish Highlands and trying to make a success of a local music festival. But heโs haunted by his own pastโas well as by two persistent ghosts. Every criminal in the country wants to kill him, the police want to put him back in prison and his mother wants him to stop swearing. He doesnโt need a sexy vampiress serving drinks in his pub, let alone showing him kinky new uses for the restraints in his cellar.
Draguta, a vampire in search of a cause, has come to Scotland to find her ex-lover, Karoly, who owns the Transylvanian castle she wants to turn into a vampire safe house. Biting Al releases a lot of pent-up lust which has to be assuaged. Falling in love with Al revives a compassion and humanity she no longer knows how to deal with. Worse, she knows that after helping to free Al from his problems, she has to free him from herself.