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How To Survive A Garden Gnome Attack
Chuck Sambuchino
Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)
Ten Speed Press
September 2010
On Sale: September 7, 2010
112 pages ISBN: 158008463X EAN: 9781580084635 Hardcover
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Move over zombies and adolescent vampires.
There’s a new threat in town—and it’s only
twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help
you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home
invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as
harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these
smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc.
The danger is real. And it’s
here. Class 1
gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has
developed a proven system—Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply—for
safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones.
Strategies include step-by-step instructions for
gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and
interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and—in the
event that a secured perimeter is
breached—confronting and combating the attackers at close range.
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