Purchase
Grand Central Publishing
June 2011
On Sale: May 23, 2011
224 pages
ISBN: 0892967412
EAN: 9780892967414
Paperback
Add to Wish List
Humor
Thank you, slow walking family walking in front of me on
the sidewalk. No, please, take your time. And definitely
spread out, too, so you create a barricade of idiots. I am
so thankful that you forced me to walk on the street and
risk getting hit by a car in order to pass you so I could
resume walking at a normal human pace. Jimmy
Fallon has a few people and a few things to thank. In this
brand-new book, the very first to come from his show, he
addresses some 200 subjects in need of his undying
"gratitude." Each page will feature one note and a
photograph of its recipient. But why read any more about
formatting when you could just read a few more
samples: Thank you, guy whose chair made a farting
noise, for prompting him to spend the next 20 minutes
awkwardly shifting around trying to re-create the noise, so
people would know it was just the chair. Thank
you, Miley Cyrus, for being 16 and acting like a stripper at
the Teen Choice Awards. If you REALLY wanna piss off your
dad, why not just cut off his allowance? From
Hilary Clinton to a light bulb he is too lazy to replace,
these are the moments and memories that make Jimmy's life a
little bit fuller.
Comments
No comments posted.
Registered users may leave comments.
Log in or register now!
| 
© 2003-2025 off-the-edge.net
all rights reserved Privacy Policy