At twenty-nine, Kelly Palaminoβs a little off-kilter but settled into his career of professional dishwasher. His big, blonde, ex-hippie wife, Julie, has left him for good.
So itβs with no particular purpose that Kelly positions himself on his porch across the street from an Episcopal church in Jackson, Wyoming, to witness a singular sight: a dark-haired bride in full regalia punting a football over the rectory before turning resolutely to walk down the aisle.
Itβs love at first sight for Kelly, and he proceeds to do absolutely anything and everything to get his girl...
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