Current research suggests there is a large group of people
who have been trying to change men. For want of a better
term, let's call these people "women."
Their urge is understandable. We've all had to take
measures to accommodate men, because they are involved in
nearly every aspect of modern life except maybe housework
and they like to run things like corporate meetings and the
planet. The only other alternative has been to try to avoid
men altogether, which is pretty hard to do if you are
interested in stuff like reproduction or having your oil
changed.
That's why How to Remodel a Man is so indispensable-it is a
clear, step-by-step guide for anyone who wants to alter the
character and behavior of a man, written by an actual man.
Author W. Bruce Cameron provides startling insight into
male pattern thinking, explaining why men can open a
refrigerator and not see the mayonnaise, or how it is that
they can throw dirty clothes at the hamper or in front of
the hamper or even on top of the hamper and yet not seem
capable of getting any of it in the hamper.
Normally, changing a man has certain obstacles, including,
but not limited to, the fact that it is impossible. But
Cameron is able to overcome this hindrance because he,
himself, has been remodeled. In a move so bold it may be
shocking to people unaccustomed to such personal courage,
Cameron turned himself over to the women in his life and
asked them to change him. It started with a list of his
flaws (Cameron came up with four; the women came up with
one hundred seventy eight) and ended with him writing How
to Remodel a Man, so that others could learn from his
experience.
If you're a woman, you'll be amazed to learn that men can
be trained to perform all sorts of tricks, like using the
instruments on the sides of their heads (the ears) to
listen to you, and the space between those instruments to
think about you.
If you're a man, you've been given this book so that you'll
see that it's possible to watch television without holding
the remote or to ask for directions from strangers without
suffering a catastrophic loss of testosterone. Cameron
changed, and you can too.