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You'll Never Blue Ball In This Town Again
Heather McDonald
One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up * * Funny to her, painful for others
Touchstone
June 2010
On Sale: June 8, 2010
Featuring: Heather McDonald
256 pages
ISBN: 1439176280
EAN: 9781439176283
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Non-Fiction Memoir
"Can’t a girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper,
and kiss like a porn star and still be a nineteen-year-old
virgin?"
You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town
Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los
Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being
an unwilling virgin. As an actress, writer, and stand-up
comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities
to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes
even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself
to do "it" until well after her friends had been deflowered.
As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, "Thank God
Heather waited twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or
she wouldn't have any material for this book." Whether in a
backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat
boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew
how to turn those boys blue. Unlike "putting out," blue
balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free
trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious
stories and adventures in her search for true love—and,
ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald
will never blue ball in this town again.
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