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October Reads Worth Falling For

Danger, desire, second chances, and unexpected romanceβ€”discover this month’s Fresh Fiction Featured Books.

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A poisoned cousin, a five-year-old's life, and a family with too many secrets.


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Supernatural sparks fly
between a bookseller
& her hard-boiled ghost.


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If Her Highness thinks I’ll let another man claim her and my child, she’s lost her royal mind. Sophaya’s mine.


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She found a body. Then she started asking the wrong questions.


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He ghosted her ten years ago. Now she’s stuck with him for Christmas.


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She’s the lady everyone overlooks. He’s the prince who can’t look away.

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Bible! by Jonathan Goldstein

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Also by Jonathan Goldstein:

I'll Seize the Day Tomorrow, June 2013
Paperback / e-Book (reprint)
Ladies And Gentlemen, The Bible!, April 2009
Paperback
Lenny Bruce is Dead, April 2001
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE BIBLE!
By: Jonathan Goldstein

Riverhead Trade
April 2009
On Sale: April 7, 2009
256 pages
ISBN: 1594483671
EAN: 9781594483677
Paperback
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Non-Fiction | Humor

A hilarious re-imagining of the heroes of the Old Testament for a modern world and the neurotic, demanding reader.In the beginning...there was humor. Sure, its the foundation for much of Western morality and the cornerstone of world literature. But lets face it: the Bible always needed punching up. Plus, it raised quite a few questions that a modern world refuses to ignore any longer: wouldn't it be boring to live inside a whale? How did Joseph explain Marys pregnancy to the guys at work? Who exactly was the megalomaniacal foreman who oversaw the construction of the Tower of Babel? And honestly, what was Cains problem? In Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!, Jonathan Goldstein re-imagines and recasts the Bibles greatest heroes with depth, wit, and snappy dialogue. This is the Bible populated by angry loners, hypochondriacs, and reluctant prophets who fear for their sanity. Basically, a Bible that readers can finally, genuinely relate to.

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