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Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee
Harper
April 2010
On Sale: April 20, 2010
256 pages
ISBN: 0061856436
EAN: 9780061856433
Hardcover
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Non-Fiction Memoir | Humor
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horse-ish facial features.
(b) Women who, while not
super Jew-y, are more identifiably Jewish than, say, Natalie
Portman.
(c) Frequent discussion of unwanted body hair.
2. Are you offended by the following
behavior? (a) Instructing one's
grandmother to place baked goods in her rectal cavity.
(b) Stripping naked in public—eleven times in a row.
(c)
Stabbing one's boss in the head with a writing implement.
3. The best way to treat an emotionally
fragile young girl is: (a) Murder the main
course of her Thanksgiving dinner before her very eyes.
(b) Tell her that her older sister is prettier than she, and
then immediately die.
(c) Prevent her suicide by
recommending she stay away from open windows.
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