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311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex
Villard
March 2010
On Sale: March 16, 2010
192 pages ISBN: 034552067X EAN: 9780345520678 Paperback
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SHIRT: SPORTS
JERSEY. JEANS:
EMBELLISHED. HAIR: OVERLY
GELLED.
STATUS: UNDATEABLE.
Did your date show
up wearing socks with sandals? Are tighty-whities a
deal-breaker for you? Do fanny packs make you want to run
for the door? Now, for the very first time, we’re revealing
the secret list of things that so many perfectly eligible
guys manage to wear, say, or do to make themselves
completely undateable. With an essential rating
system that ranges from minor red-flag offenses all the way
to the irreversible kiss of death, this hilarious handbook
exposes the many common mistakes that can turn an otherwise
acceptable man from a “maybe” into a “no way.” From pleated
shorts and soul patches to ordering girly drinks and owning
more than one cat, the evidence is painfully funny to
behold. No more double denim, corporate swag, or
exclaiming “Booya!” No more jogging in place at stoplights,
and definitely no more “going dutch” on the first date. This
book is for every woman who’s ever wondered where to draw
the line, and every guy who’s ever asked, “What did I do
wrong?”
Here’s what you did.
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