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Also by Erma Bombeck:

Just Wait Till You Have Children Of Your Own, May 1999
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Forever, Erma, August 1997
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The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank, March 1995
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Family - The Ties That Bind...And Gag!, November 1988
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At Wit's End, May 1986
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Aunt Erma's Cope Book, August 1985
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If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits?, March 1985
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THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER OVER THE SEPTIC TANK
By: Erma Bombeck

Fawcett
March 1995
On Sale: March 1, 1995
256 pages
ISBN: 0345471725
EAN: 9780345471727
Paperback
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Humor

"She is marvelously funny, direct as a hypodermic, a virtuoso in the field of suburban living....Lovely stuff."

VOGUE

It's the expose to end all exposes--the truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted the schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.