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How I Sold My Soul to the Store Confessions of a Tortured Sales Associate
Adams Media
September 2009
On Sale: September 18, 2009
272 pages
ISBN: 1605501026
EAN: 9781605501024
Hardcover
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Non-Fiction
“I think you left these behind,” I said, handing them to
her. This happens all the time when women try to return bags
they’ve used. Tampons, lipstick, coins, Tic Tacs, and
condoms are the top treasures found.
‘Greasy’ let out a sigh, as if I were the problem. “I was
just trying my things in it. I really don’t see what the
problem is here. It’s none of your business what I keep in
my handbag.”
It is when my commission is at stake! I’m not your Designer
Handbag Rental Service! My name is not BagBorrowOrSteal.com!
Enter Freeman Hall, an aspiring screenwriter who sets out to
realize his Hollywood dream, but instead plunges into the
seventh circle of Retail Hell when the rent comes due,
selling animal-hide Hobos and overpriced clutches to
Lookie-Loos and Picky Bitches—but always with a sunshiny smile.
Freeman toils in the handbag (that’s handbag, NOT purse)
department of the Big Fancy department store, where he sees,
hears, smells (and unfortunately, feels) it all! Here, he
provides a true—and truly shocking—account of life from the
other side of the handbag display. From early-morning RA-RA
RALLIES to the craziest crazy-lady customers, Freeman’s
horrific and hilarious workday tales redefine Juicy Couture.
As Freeman begins to plots his escape, he realizes that
despite the Big Fancy’s lax return policy, for him, there
really may be no returns . . . no exchanges . . . no way out.
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