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How I Sold My Soul to the Store Confessions of a Tortured Sales Associate
Adams Media
September 2009
On Sale: September 18, 2009
272 pages ISBN: 1605501026 EAN: 9781605501024 Hardcover
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βI think you left these behind,β I said, handing them to her. This happens all the time when women try to return bags theyβve used. Tampons, lipstick, coins, Tic Tacs, and condoms are the top treasures found. βGreasyβ let out a sigh, as if I were the problem. βI was just trying my things in it. I really donβt see what the problem is here. Itβs none of your business what I keep in my handbag.β It is when my commission is at stake! Iβm not your Designer Handbag Rental Service! My name is not BagBorrowOrSteal.com! Enter Freeman Hall, an aspiring screenwriter who sets out to realize his Hollywood dream, but instead plunges into the seventh circle of Retail Hell when the rent comes due, selling animal-hide Hobos and overpriced clutches to Lookie-Loos and Picky Bitchesβbut always with a sunshiny smile. Freeman toils in the handbag (thatβs handbag, NOT purse) department of the Big Fancy department store, where he sees, hears, smells (and unfortunately, feels) it all! Here, he provides a trueβand truly shockingβaccount of life from the other side of the handbag display. From early-morning RA-RA RALLIES to the craziest crazy-lady customers, Freemanβs horrific and hilarious workday tales redefine Juicy Couture. As Freeman begins to plots his escape, he realizes that despite the Big Fancyβs lax return policy, for him, there really may be no returns . . . no exchanges . . . no way out.
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