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Git-R-Done is chock-full of fart jokes and straight talk about America.
Crown
October 2005
288 pages
ISBN: 0307237427
Hardcover
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Git-R-Done is chock-full of fart jokes and straight talk
about America. I sat down one day and said to
myself, “Larry, you’ve done it all. You’ve got three gold
records, a successful DVD, a hit TV show, a picture of
Shania Twain givin’ ya the finger, and most important, the
high score on Frogger. What more could you possibly do?”
Then I started thinking about writing a book. I wanted
mostly to write Git-R-Done for all those good Americans who
just wanna laugh like I do. Come on inside and hear me make fun of Janet Reno, Rosie
O’Donnell, and my fat sister, who caused a twelve-tray
pileup in front of the caramel nut rolls at the country
buffet. I’m gonna tell you why Dick Trickle is my hero, why
we need to get back to good ol’ common sense, and why I
prefer a picture of the Last Supper with NASCAR drivers as
the disciples over just about anything. Lord, I apologize! The book will go down in history as one of America’s most
important events since the breakup of Aldo Nova. Even my
mom liked the book—here’s what she said: “There’s really
not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone
ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” Git-R-
Done is just plain funny, I don’t care who ya are!
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