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Git-r-done by Larry the Cable Guy

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Git-r-done, October 2005
Hardcover

GIT-R-DONE
By: Larry the Cable Guy

Git-R-Done is chock-full of fart jokes and straight talk about America.

Crown
October 2005
288 pages
ISBN: 0307237427
Hardcover
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Git-R-Done is chock-full of fart jokes and straight talk about America. I sat down one day and said to myself, β€œLarry, you’ve done it all. You’ve got three gold records, a successful DVD, a hit TV show, a picture of Shania Twain givin’ ya the finger, and most important, the high score on Frogger. What more could you possibly do?” Then I started thinking about writing a book. I wanted mostly to write Git-R-Done for all those good Americans who just wanna laugh like I do.

Come on inside and hear me make fun of Janet Reno, Rosie O’Donnell, and my fat sister, who caused a twelve-tray pileup in front of the caramel nut rolls at the country buffet. I’m gonna tell you why Dick Trickle is my hero, why we need to get back to good ol’ common sense, and why I prefer a picture of the Last Supper with NASCAR drivers as the disciples over just about anything.

Lord, I apologize!

The book will go down in history as one of America’s most important events since the breakup of Aldo Nova. Even my mom liked the bookβ€”here’s what she said: β€œThere’s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” Git-R- Done is just plain funny, I don’t care who ya are!

Media Buzz

Tonight Show with Jay Leno - December 9, 2005
Imus in the Morning - October 25, 2005
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Imus in the Morning - October 3, 2005

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