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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
Tucker Max
With 16 Page Photo Insert
Citadel
September 2009
On Sale: September 1, 2009
368 pages ISBN: 0806532254 EAN: 9780806532257 Paperback
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My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get
excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social
norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my
actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than
is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging
dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very
important way: I share my adventures with the world. —from
the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I am completely
baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a
womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an
idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the
insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate
thing to offer?" "Thank you, thank you, thank you—for
sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for
teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so
I know that there is another option; I too can say ‘screw
the system’ and be myself and have fun. My life truly began
when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a
quandary about what course of action I should take, I just
ask myself, ‘What Would Tucker Do?’—and I do it, and I am a
better man for it." "I find it truly appalling that there
are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting,
vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I
don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow
someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my
lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your
brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I
want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist
of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in
both shock and awe at how much I want to be you." "You
are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you
slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."
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