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Also by David Javerbaum:

The Last Testament, November 2011
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What To Expect When You're Expected, October 2009
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WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTED
By: David Javerbaum

A Fetus's Guide To The First Three Trimesters

Spiegel & Grau
October 2009
On Sale: October 13, 2009
224 pages
ISBN: 0385526474
EAN: 9780385526470
Paperback
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Self-Help | Humor

This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as• “My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now?”• “So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression. Which one should she focus on?” • “I’m kicking as hard as I can, but Mom says it feels like ‘butterflies fluttering.’ Am I doing something wrong?”• “Why do my parents blast Mozart at me every night right when I’m trying to sleep?!?”• “To the nearest hundred, how many people should Mommy invite to my birth?”

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Colbert Report - October 22, 2009
Daily Show with Jon Stewart - October 15, 2009
Colbert Report - October 13, 2009