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Never Slow Dance With A Zombie
E. Van Lowe
Romy and Michelle's Hight School Reunion meets Night of the Living Dead in this laugh-out-loud debut YA novel by Emmy Award-nominated TV writer E. Van Lowe
Tor Teen
August 2009
On Sale: August 18, 2009
Featuring: Margot Jean Johnson; Sybil
256 pages
ISBN: 0765320401
EAN: 9780765320407
Paperback
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Principal Taft's 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising: Rule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant
expression on your face. Zombies won't attack other zombies. Rule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs. Follow the
crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality. Rule #3: If a zombie should attack, do not run. Instead,
throw raw steak at to him. Zombies love raw meat. This
display of kindness will go a long way. On the night of her middle school graduation, Margot Jean
Johnson wrote a high school manifesto detailing her goals
for what she was sure would be a most excellent high school
career. She and her best friend, Sybil, would be popular
and, most important, have boyfriends. Three years later,
they haven't accomplished a thing! Then Margot and Sybil arrive at school one day to find that
most of the student body has been turned into flesh-eating
zombies. When kooky Principal Taft asks the girls to coexist
with the zombies until the end of the semester, they realize
that this is the perfect opportunity to live out their high
school dreams. All they have to do is stay alive....
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