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Love, Danger, Homecomings & Heart β€” Your June Reading Escape Starts Here

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One disastrous night. One devastating man. One diabolical proposition.


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He’s stubborn. She’s tougher. His kid? Already picked the bride.


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A small-town second chance wrapped in danger, desire, and Sharon Sala heart.


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She came home to save the ranch… and found the cowboy she never forgot.


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From reality TV heartbreak to real-life reinvention.


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A missing twin. A deadly cartel. One K-9 team caught in the crossfire.


Murder Can Kill Your Social Life by Selma Eichler

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Also by Selma Eichler:

Murder Can Depress Your Dachshund, February 2007
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Murder Can Botch Up Your Birthday, March 2004
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Murder Can Singe Your Old Flame, May 2003
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Murder Can Ruin Your Looks, April 2003
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Murder Can Rain on Your Shower, March 2003
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Murder Can Cool Off Your Affair, March 2002
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And the Dying is Easy, June 2001
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Murder Can Upset Your Mother, March 2001
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Murder Can Spoil Your Appetite, February 2000
Paperback (reprint)
Murder Can Spook Your Cat, January 1998
Paperback (reprint)
Murder Can Wreck Your Reunion, January 1997
Paperback (reprint)
Murder Can Stunt Your Growth, January 1996
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Murder Can Kill Your Social Life, February 1995
Paperback (reprint)

MURDER CAN KILL YOUR SOCIAL LIFE
By: Selma Eichler

A steady diet of sudden death

Signet Mystery
February 1995
272 pages
ISBN: 0451181395
Paperback (reprint)
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Mystery Private Eye

Desiree Shapiro, New York PI, is no hard-boiled shamus. She has dimples in her knees, elbows, and some unmentionable places. Desiree is a chubby gumshoe who has a mind as sharp as a Cuisinart and a queen-sized talent for sleuthing. Her heart is pretty big, too, which is why she agrees to take the case of the poor grocery kid accused of killing the old lady in apartment 15D for the money stashed in her freezer. Sure, the boy’s fingerprints on the refrigerator make the problem sticky…but only until there’s yet another murder in the same building. Before anyone can say Haagen-Dazs, Desiree bets she will be able to finger the real killer. She’s detoured by dinner with a bachelor, but he, unfortunately, turns into a suspect. So while her love life is chilling out, Desiree cooks up a scheme to trap a lean, mean, decidedly unsavory killer. And we won’t deny itβ€”this is just the first, on a complete menu of sizzling murder mysteries to feature the full-figured and funny Desiree Shapiro.

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