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Running from her past, she finds a killer, a protector, and her faith.

WEDDINGS OF THE TIMES: A PARODY
By: Dan Klein, Robert Baedeker, John Reichmuth, James Reichmuth

Kasper Hauser Comedy Group
St. Martin's Griffin
June 2009
On Sale: June 6, 2009
128 pages
ISBN: 0312380917
EAN: 9780312380915
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Humor

You are cordially invited to celebrate

A Parody of

The New York Times

Wedding Announcements

by Kasper Hauser

Along with fully illustrated guides to:

Wedding-night sex,

Honeymoon hot spots,

Formalwear malfunctions,

and much, much more.

At four o’clock in the Afternoon.

Or is it three o’clock?

Didn’t you bring the invitation?

Huh? Where the hell is the turnoff?

Back there. I think I saw a paper plate and some balloons.

What's wrong?

I just need to eat something. I'm fine.

Remind me how we know these people?

β€œIn this collection, Kasper Hauser reminds us that a wedding announcement is a window into the most goofball daydream a couple can have about itself.... These are not parodies, but little human stories, full of want and hope, even when they involve falconry.”

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All Things Considered - June 2, 2009

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