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Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do
Hyperion
February 2009
On Sale: January 27, 2009
144 pages
ISBN: 1401323162
EAN: 9781401323165
Hardcover
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Self-Help Relationships
From one of the most famous divas of our time comes The Diva
Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic
Things Men Frogs Do. Over her years of celebritude, Miss
Piggy has gleaned, glommed, and garnered much wisdom about
what's wrong with everyone else and what's right with her.
Now, in the latest book from the Muppets, Miss Piggy is
ready to share with vous her best advice on love, fashion,
career, attitude, and her secrets of diva-dom! It's time for
you to release your inner diva! Get what you deserve! And
give others exactly what they deserve! Take, for example, Miss Piggy's insights on a few of the
idiotic things men frogs do... HE'S JUST NOT READY TO COMMIT--You give him the pleasure of
your company (plus untold hours of prep time) and in return
he's not willing to commit to anything. Mention a romantic
getaway, a steady and exclusive dating policy, a long-term
relationship, marriage . . . and he runs for the exit!
WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: The best defense is a good offense,
which means that you must never give up trying to make him
commit. Remember: Never stop being offensive. HE'S STATUS OBSESSED--It's all about the label, the fancy
car, the platinum-encrusted watch, the vacation place in
Gstaad, and the showy perks.
WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Give moi his number. HE'S A NARCISSIST--This guy can usually be found at the gym
defining his triceps, biceps, bicuspids, you name it. And
when he's not pumping iron, he's primping in front of the
mirror--tweezing, conditioning, moisturizing, and otherwise
invading your personal grooming space.
WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Ask yourself if he's such a hunk that
he's worth it. If so, get more mirrors. If not, dump him . .
. but get more mirrors anyway. After all, narcissism isn't a
bad thing if it's about vous.
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