June 3rd, 2026
Home | Log in!
Welcome to FreshFiction

Are you a reader
or an author?

Help us personalize your experience. Choose your role below.
You can always change this later using the switcher button.

or

You can switch anytime using the floating button.

Limited Time Fresh Fiction Access

Exclusive Marketing Opportunities for Authors

Curious about how Fresh Access helps authors gain more visibility and connect with active readers?

Discover premium promotional opportunities, enhanced exposure, and author-focused services designed to help your books stand out.

Read More →
On Top Shelf
Fresh Pick
WAIT WITH ME
★ Fresh Access for Authors 📚 New Books This Week 📰 Latest News 🎪 Reader Games πŸ–οΈ Summer Kick Off Giveaways

Love, Danger, Homecomings & Heart β€” Your June Reading Escape Starts Here

Slideshow image


Since your web browser does not support JavaScript, here is a non-JavaScript version of the image slideshow:

slideshow image
One disastrous night. One devastating man. One diabolical proposition.


slideshow image
He’s stubborn. She’s tougher. His kid? Already picked the bride.


slideshow image
A small-town second chance wrapped in danger, desire, and Sharon Sala heart.


slideshow image
She came home to save the ranch… and found the cowboy she never forgot.


slideshow image
From reality TV heartbreak to real-life reinvention.


slideshow image
A missing twin. A deadly cartel. One K-9 team caught in the crossfire.


Clothing Optional by Alan Zweibel

Purchase

Add to Wish List


Also by Alan Zweibel:

Lunatics, January 2012
Paperback / e-Book
Clothing Optional, September 2008
Hardcover
The Other Shulman, July 2006
Paperback

CLOTHING OPTIONAL
By: Alan Zweibel

And Other Ways to Read These Stories

Villard
September 2008
On Sale: September 16, 2008
272 pages
ISBN: 0345500865
EAN: 9780345500861
Hardcover
Add to Wish List

Humor

β€œGarry, it’s Alan. Look, I’m calling because I just felt the need to tell someone that I’m forty-four years old, and about an hour ago, for the first time in my life, I put suntan lotion on my ass. I’ll explain later. Bye.”

In Clothing Optional, Alan Zweibel offers a collection of laugh-out-loud personal narratives, essays, short fiction, dialogues, and even a few whimsical drawings. Zweibel first made a name for himself as one of the original writers for Saturday Night Live, but his career’s humble beginnings included creating one-liners for Catskill comedians at seven dollars a pop. That experience is only one of the hysterically inspired anecdotes (β€œComic Dialogue”) in this quirky compilation.

Zweibel confesses his first love, as a young Hebrew school student, for Abraham’s wife, Sarah (β€œAt this point, Sarah’s husband had been dead for more than three thousand years–so, really, who would I be hurting?”); recounts the time he was sent to a nudist resort to write an article (β€œThe fact that I brought luggage is, in itself, worthy of some discussion”); offers a touching tribute to Saturday Night Live writer and mentor Herb Sargent (β€œHerb was New York. But an older, more romantic New York that took place in black and white like the kind of TV I grew up on and wanted to be a part of someday”); and imagines a scenario in which Sergeant Joe Friday, the stiff, monotoned character from Dragnet, is inexplicably partnered with Snoop Dogg (β€œDamn, Friday. You gotta learn to chill. Take some free time and kick it with your boys”)

Every piece is punctuated with the same wit and insight that have come to define Zweibel’s humor.

Unhinged and hilarious, Clothing Optional is an unguided tour through the uniquely peculiar life and mind of a man who The New York Times said β€œhas earned a place in the pantheon of American pop culture.”

Media Buzz

Late Show with David Letterman - October 31, 2008

© 2003-2026 off-the-edge.net  all rights reserved Privacy Policy