“Garry, it’s Alan. Look, I’m calling because I just felt
the need to tell someone that I’m forty-four years old, and
about an hour ago, for the first time in my life, I put
suntan lotion on my ass. I’ll explain later. Bye.”
In Clothing Optional, Alan Zweibel offers a
collection of laugh-out-loud personal narratives, essays,
short fiction, dialogues, and even a few whimsical drawings.
Zweibel first made a name for himself as one of the original
writers for Saturday Night Live, but his career’s
humble beginnings included creating one-liners for Catskill
comedians at seven dollars a pop. That experience is only
one of the hysterically inspired anecdotes (“Comic
Dialogue”) in this quirky compilation.
Zweibel
confesses his first love, as a young Hebrew school student,
for Abraham’s wife, Sarah (“At this point, Sarah’s husband
had been dead for more than three thousand years–so, really,
who would I be hurting?”); recounts the time he was sent to
a nudist resort to write an article (“The fact that I
brought luggage is, in itself, worthy of some discussion”);
offers a touching tribute to Saturday Night Live writer and
mentor Herb Sargent (“Herb was New York. But an older, more
romantic New York that took place in black and white like
the kind of TV I grew up on and wanted to be a part of
someday”); and imagines a scenario in which Sergeant Joe
Friday, the stiff, monotoned character from Dragnet,
is inexplicably partnered with Snoop Dogg (“Damn, Friday.
You gotta learn to chill. Take some free time and kick it
with your boys”)
Every piece is punctuated with the
same wit and insight that have come to define Zweibel’s
humor.
Unhinged and hilarious, Clothing
Optional is an unguided tour through the uniquely
peculiar life and mind of a man who The New York
Times said “has earned a place in the pantheon of
American pop culture.”
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