Random House Trade Paperbacks
September 2005
On Sale: September 13, 2005
272 pages ISBN: 0812972260 EAN: 9780812972269 Paperback Add to Wish List
The bestselling author who made mincemeat of political correctness in Thank You for Smoking, conspiracy theories in Little Green Men, and Presidential indiscretions No Way to Treat a First Lady now takes on the hottest topic in the entire worldโArab-American relationsโin a blistering comic novel sure to offend the few it doesnโt delight.
Appalled by the punishment of her rebellious friend Nazrah, youngest and most petulant wife of Prince Bawad of Wasabia, Florence Farfarletti decides to draw a line in the sand. As Deputy to the deputy assistant secretary for Near East Affairs, Florence invents a far-reaching, wide-ranging plan for female emancipation in that part of the world.
The U.S. government, of course, tells her to forget it. Publicly, that is. Privately, sheโs enlisted in a top-secret mission to impose equal rights for the sexes on the small emirate of Matar (pronounced โMutterโ), the โSwitzerland of the Persian Gulf.โ Her crack team: a CIA killer, a snappy PR man, and a brilliant but frustrated gay bureaucrat. Her weapon: TV shows.
The lineup on TV Matar includes A Thousand and One Mornings, a daytime talk show that features self-defense tips to be used against boyfriends during Ramadan; an addictive soap opera featuring strangely familiar members of the Matar royal family; and a sitcom about an inept but ruthless squad of religious police, pitched as โFriends from Hell.โ
The result: the first deadly car bombs in the country since 1936, a fatwa against the stationโs entire staff, a struggle for control of the kingdom, and, of course, interference from the French. And thatโs only the beginning.
A merciless dismantling of both American ineptitude and Arabic intolerance, Florence of Arabia is Christopher Buckleyโs funniest and most serious novel yet, a biting satire of how U.S. good intentions can cause the Shiite to hit the fan.
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