Must think happy thoughts. Julie Andrews dancing.
Cadbury's chocolate Easter eggs. But no amount of positive
thinking changes the fact that Jeremy—the man of my
dreams, the man I would marry, the man who should spend
his whole life worshipping me and lavishing me with kisses—
went to Thailand to find himself.
Obviously I'm not as
cute and witty as I thought I was, since while I've been
sitting around every weekend, he's been sleeping with half
of Thailand. And then he found Someone Else. That someone
not being me.
I have been pathetic.
But now I will
date. I will become the queen of dating. I will forget all
about him.