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WHAT I'D SAY TO THE MARTIANS
By: Jack Handey

And Other Veiled Threats

Hyperion
April 2008
On Sale: April 8, 2008
192 pages
ISBN: 1401322662
EAN: 9781401322663
Hardcover
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Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.

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