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Some promises cost you the one you love.

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The Temple of Kronos wants her dead. The Stoneslayer wants her destroyed. Neither will have her.

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A poisoned cousin, a five-year-old's life, and a family with too many secrets.

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Betrayal runs in her blood. Justice runs in his. Together, they burn it all down.

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Running from her past, she finds a killer, a protector, and her faith.

What I'd Say to the Martians by Jack Handey

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Also by Jack Handey:

The Stench Of Honolulu, July 2013
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What I'd Say to the Martians, April 2008
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Deep Thoughts, June 1992
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WHAT I'D SAY TO THE MARTIANS
By: Jack Handey

And Other Veiled Threats

Hyperion
April 2008
On Sale: April 8, 2008
192 pages
ISBN: 1401322662
EAN: 9781401322663
Hardcover
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Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.

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