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Fresh Fiction for August Is Here

Cowboys, castles, and shiftersβ€”this month has it all.

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Hotter than a Tuscan summer.


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Some promises cost you the one you love.


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Only she can pull him back from the darkness.


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One golden retriever knows this is love.


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From Himalayan stargazing to the London Blitzβ€”one love endures.

I Still Have It . . . by Rita Rudner

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Also by Rita Rudner:

I Still Have It . . ., May 2008
Hardcover
Turning the Tables, September 2006
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Tickled Pink: A Comic Novel, November 2002
Paperback
Naked Beneath My Clothes, May 2001
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I STILL HAVE IT . . .
By: Rita Rudner

I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething

Harmony
May 2008
On Sale: May 13, 2008
272 pages
ISBN: 030739459X
EAN: 9780307394590
Hardcover
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Humor

I bought a new wrinkle cream.
If you use it once a day, you look younger in a month.
Twice a day, you look younger in two weeks.
I ate it.

As the years go by, and the decades begin to pile up, people will do just about anything to reverse the signs of aging: LASIK surgery, industrial-strength hair dye, seven consecutive forty-ninth birthday parties. Rita Rudner is no exception. When she turned fifty, she couldn't even bear to say the word.

In I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It, Rudner writes with humor and candor about all of the small indignities and everyday absurdities that have become standard fare. From the perils of catalog-ordering addiction to the challenges of keeping up with the latest in electronics, lingerie, and reality television to the joys and worries of being an older mother to the long search for the perfect retirement house, Rita covers it all.

So put on your bifocals and power up your sense of humor! Just don't blame Rita when your laugh lines get visibly deeper. Refreshingly honest and undeniably hilarious, I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It is a laugh-out-loud look at the wonders and the surprises of life on the dark side of fifty.

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The View - August 26, 2008
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Late Late Show - July 17, 2008
The View - June 25, 2008
Talk of the Nation - June 5, 2008
Today - June 3, 2008
CBS Sunday Morning - May 4, 2008

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