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The Relationship Survival Guide for People Who Don't Like Relationship Survival Guides
Running Press Book Publishers
January 2008
On Sale: December 24, 2007
190 pages
ISBN: 0762430524
EAN: 9780762430529
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Non-Fiction | Self-Help
Be successful in this marriage and all of your future marriages Do you want him to be more attentive and loving? Do you want her to get off your back about being more attentive and loving when all you want is some toys without the hassle? Have fun again...with Points
Points are the currency of the relationship. Use them like frequent flier miles to put the fun back in your life--without really doing anything. Points work right away, and the book Points is cheaper than a marriage counselor and less messy than a lobotomy. "Points saved all of my marriages."--Marvin Hartwick Guys: learn how to say: "Great falafel leftovers, hon," and get some golf time. Gals: get what you want without asking (Men: you can too, but you have to ask) Includes great topics like:
Men wouldn't be so selfish if they were women
How guys can earn points and still be lazy
Why women really do control the universe
Tips like: Guys: if you say: "Nice shoes," better be careful that she is not just pumicing her bunions. Sure, Points is a parody of relationship books--but it makes more sense than any of them. It's a funny, practical and flippant survival guide for relationships from a layman's perspective. And, it comes complete with a handy cheat sheet of point values and durations; and humorous anecdotes and tips. This book could be as useful in bathrooms as toilet paper. With Points, you can be successful in this marriage, and all of your future marriages, in a few easy steps. Points, the irreverent relationship guide.
Buy a copy for each of you (in case, you know, you separate)
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