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The Relationship Survival Guide for People Who Don't Like Relationship Survival Guides
Running Press Book Publishers
January 2008
On Sale: December 24, 2007
190 pages
ISBN: 0762430524
EAN: 9780762430529
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Non-Fiction | Self-Help
Be successful in this marriage and all of your future
marriages Do you want him to be more attentive
and loving? Do you want her to get off your back about
being more attentive and loving when all you want is some
toys without the hassle? Have fun again...with
Points
Points are the currency of the relationship.
Use them like frequent flier miles to put the fun back in
your life--without really doing anything. Points work right
away, and the book Points is cheaper than a marriage
counselor and less messy than a lobotomy.
"Points saved all of my marriages."--Marvin Hartwick
Guys: learn how to say: "Great falafel leftovers,
hon," and get some golf time. Gals: get what you
want without asking (Men: you can too, but you have to ask)
Includes great topics like:
Men wouldn't be
so selfish if they were women
How guys can earn
points and still be lazy
Why women really do
control the universe
Tips like: Guys: if
you say: "Nice shoes," better be careful that she is
not just pumicing her bunions. Sure, Points
is a parody of relationship books--but it makes more sense
than any of them. It's a funny, practical and flippant
survival guide for relationships from a layman's
perspective. And, it comes complete with a handy cheat sheet
of point values and durations; and humorous anecdotes and
tips. This book could be as useful in bathrooms as
toilet paper. With Points, you can be
successful in this marriage, and all of your future
marriages, in a few easy steps. Points, the
irreverent relationship guide.
Buy a copy for
each of you (in case, you know, you separate)
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