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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler

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Also by Chelsea Handler:

I'll Have What She's Having, March 2025
Audio / audiobook
Uganda Be Kidding Me, March 2014
Hardcover / e-Book
Man Up!, May 2013
Hardcover / e-Book
Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me, May 2011
Hardcover
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang, March 2010
Hardcover
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea, May 2008
Hardcover
My Horizontal Life, June 2005
Trade Size

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Chelsea Handler

THE EAGERLY AWAITED COLLECTION OF PERSONAL ESSAYS FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF MY HORIZONTAL LIFE

Simon Spotlight
May 2008
On Sale: April 23, 2008
272 pages
ISBN: 1416954120
EAN: 9781416954125
Hardcover
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Humor | Non-Fiction

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

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