It is our pleasure, our honor, our duty as citizens to
present to you Duck for president in 2008. Here is a duck
who began in a humble pond, who worked his way up to farmer,
to governor, and now perhaps the highest office in the land.
Some say if he walks like a duck and talks like a duck, he
is a duck.
We say if he walks like a duck and talks like a duck, he
will be the next president of the United States of America.