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Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch
Jim Norton
Simon Spotlight Entertainment
July 2007
On Sale: July 1, 2007
240 pages
ISBN: 1416950222
EAN: 9781416950226
Hardcover
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Non-Fiction | Humor
Jim Norton is a pervert in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of
a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy
endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls.
He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally
repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all
himself.
Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of
essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to
his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus
incident on the Opie and Anthony Show, which culminated in
all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his
childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments,
including a teenage Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing
attempts while in rehab, and his inexpensive sexual
experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like to
Forget). His stories are raw, searingly honest in their
attention to detail, and most of all, hilarious.
Filled with personal photos and nearly fifty candid and
uncompromising essays, Happy Endings is one of a kind...and
probably best read on an empty stomach.
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