The worst-case scenario handbook for dogs meets Emily Post. Some say that there are no bad dogs, just bad dog owners. But everyone will be full of praise for readers of Rover, Get Off Her Leg! This good-humored guide to canine etiquette is just what the vet would order. Award-winning author and dog-care authority Darlene Arden gets down and dirty, so frustrated owners won't have to anymore. From the embarrassing to the just plain unacceptable, it's all covered here: - Aggression - Biting - Horrifying odors - Humping - Playdates with dog owners you can't stand - Playdates with dog owners who aren't so fond of you or your dog - Watching you in the bedroomdoesn't he know thats creepy? - And, of course, peeing Most important, readers will quickly master the basics that every dog lover should know: - Socialization and discipline - Grooming - House training - Handling medical issues - And how to have the highest-quality quality-time with your dog, at home or on the road