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HOW TO RUIN A SUMMER VACATION
By: Simone Elkeles
How does a fashionista teen end up on a farm in the middle of Israel with her estranged father? Oy, vey doesn't even come close to describing it.
How To Ruin #1
Llewellyn Flux
October 2006
On Sale: October 1, 2006
Featuring: Amy Nelson-Barak
234 pages
ISBN: 0738709611
EAN: 9780738709611
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Moshav? Whatโs a moshav? Is it โshopping mallโ in Hebrew? I mean, from what Jessica was telling me, Israeli stores have the latest fashions from Europe. That black dress Jessica has is really awesome. I know Iโd be selling out if I go with the Sperm Donor to a mall, but I keep thinking about all the great stuff I could bring back home. Unfortunately for 16-year-old Amy Nelson, โmoshavโ is not Hebrew for โshopping mall.โ Not even close. Think goats, not Gucci. Going to Israel with her estranged Israeli father is the last thing Amy wants to do this summer. Sheโs got a serious grudge against her dad, a.k.a. โSperm Donor,โ for showing up so rarely in her life. Now heโs dragging her to a war zone to meet a family sheโs never known, where sheโll probably be drafted into the army. At the very least, sheโll be stuck in a house with no AC and only one bathroom for seven people all summerโno best friend, no boyfriend, no shopping, no cell phoneโฆ Goodbye prideโhello Israel.
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โข October 2006
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