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Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz
Ron Jeremy
Harper Entertainment
February 2007
On Sale: February 6, 2007
352 pages ISBN: 006084082X EAN: 9780060840822 Hardcover
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Dear Reader, You probably think you already know me because you've seen
one of my two thousand porn movies, or maybe you caught me
on VH1's The Surreal Life, or rented my movie Pornstar, or
heard me rapping in someone's music video. . . . Yeah,
that's me. But believe it or not, that's not the real me.
The real me is just an average guy trying to make it in the
world like everyone else. Well . . . sort of . . . I always wanted to be a legitimate actor (that's right,
don't laugh). But when the gigs didn't come I didn't let it
get me down. Instead, I'd fall into the arms of beautiful
women and let them heal my bruised soul. One of them
insisted on taking nude pictures of me and sending them to
Playgirl. For some reason I agreed, and when it was
published, I got tons of phone calls. One of them was from
a casting director who wanted me in his next picture. There
was only one problem: it was a porno. "What do you think?" I asked my dad. He rubbed his chin and paused for a moment. "I think you should do it," he said. "I mean, you're
already halfway there, and . . . at least you'll be
performing, right?" That's exactly what I thought. From there, my life only got
better. I traveled all over the world, made tons of money,
and got more famous every year. But more than anything, I
wanted to be legit, so I started doing stand-up comedy,
moved to Hollywood, and kept my acting hopes alive by
mingling with every major—Wait a minute, you don't care
about any of this, do you? You just want to know about the
celebrity orgies, the constant sex, and how I learned to
blow myself. . . . All right, fine. But keep reading. . . . I guarantee you'll get more than
you bargained for. . . . —Ron Jeremy
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