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Love, Danger, Homecomings & Heart β€” Your June Reading Escape Starts Here

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One disastrous night. One devastating man. One diabolical proposition.


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He’s stubborn. She’s tougher. His kid? Already picked the bride.


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A small-town second chance wrapped in danger, desire, and Sharon Sala heart.


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She came home to save the ranch… and found the cowboy she never forgot.


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From reality TV heartbreak to real-life reinvention.


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A missing twin. A deadly cartel. One K-9 team caught in the crossfire.


Cruisin' on Desperation by Pat G'Orge-Walker

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Also by Pat G'Orge-Walker:

No Ordinary Noel, September 2011
Trade Size / e-Book
Don't Blame the Devil, September 2010
Paperback / e-Book
Somebody's Sinning In My Bed, August 2009
Trade Size
Somewhat Saved, February 2009
Paperback
Mother Eternal Ann Everlastin\'s Is Dead, January 2009
Paperback / e-Book
Sister Betty! God's Calling you Again!, August 2007
Paperback
Cruisin' on Desperation, April 2007
Hardcover

CRUISIN' ON DESPERATION
By: Pat G'Orge-Walker

Kensington
April 2007
On Sale: March 27, 2007
288 pages
ISBN: 0758218869
EAN: 9780758218865
Hardcover
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Women's Fiction Contemporary | Contemporary Chick Lit

The members of the Oh-Lawd-Why-Am-I-Still-Single church group have gathered to complain about the slim pickings in their little town of Pelzer, South Carolina. They’re determined to revamp their man-chasing tactics. And newcomer Birdie Tweet, the only Caucasian member of the group, may offer just the opportunity they’re looking for…

At forty-two and nearly six feet tall, Birdie’s love life has been as unpromising as the other women’s until a recent phone call from a man she met two years before. Honey- colored and debonair, Lyon Lipps is an irresistible Afro- Latino hunk. Unbeknownst to Birdie, he’s also a con artist who has seduced women of all ages, races, shapes, and sizes. Now he’s found Jesus and wants to reconnect with good Sister Tweet.

But when Birdie passes around Lyon’s photo, which is actually his mug shot, several in the group recognize him. Even their sorriest wallflower, Sister Petunia, has been blessedβ€”and cursedβ€”with his attentions. With each tale, Birdie’s hopes for romance die, and her anger is resurrected…

The ladies devise a way to get payback from Lyon Lipps while improving their chances of meeting men at the same time. They’re going cruising aboard the aptly named ship, Desperation of the Seas. And they’re planning to trick Lyon into sailing along with them by making him the lucky β€œwinner” of a free ticket.

Soon, they’re sailing the high seas, riding a wave of bickering, betrayal, and unholy behavior, with plenty of laughsβ€”and a few genuine revelationsβ€”along the way…

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