As Ted Tugnutt—the world’s most ordinary man—embarks on an unexpected journey of self-discovery, he meets an eclectic cast of characters who catapult his life into chaos. From a coked-up nun to a duck-obsessed billionaire, Ted’s mediocre existence metamorphoses into a butterfly effect of subversive events, upending societal norms in ways he never could have imagined. With sardonic humor and sharp-witted satire, this book serves as a love letter to women’s rights, LGBQT+ rights, animal rights, and freedom of speech in an increasingly polarized world. Ted’s transformation proves that weird is infinitely better than mediocre, and sometimes, to get to heaven, you’ve got to ruffle some feathers and spend a long time in hell.
Warning: This book is guaranteed to offend both the left and the right, but specifically the right. When one man finds hope on journey of self discovery, he starts a subversive domino chain reaction.
-A Wizard of Oz fever dream
-A transgressive Alice in Wonderland if Wonderland was filled with woke feminists.
-A transgressive Pilgrim’s Progress set in our polarized world
-A transgressive Odyssey, if Homer were a bisexual feminist
-If Chuck Palahniuk and David Sedaris had a feminist baby.
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