For someone who's immortal, Never Dead Ned manages to die
with alarming frequency--he just has the annoying habit of
rising from the grave. But this soldier might be better
dead than face his latest assignment.
Ogre Company is the legion's dumping ground--a motley,
undisciplined group of monsters whose leaders tend to die
under somewhat questionable circumstances. That's where
Ned's rather unique talents come in. As Ogre Company's
newly appointed commander, Ned finds himself in charge of
such fine examples of military prowess as a moonstruck
Amazon, a very big (and very polite) two-headed ogre, a
seductively scaly siren, a blind oracle who can hear (and
smell) the future, a suicidal goblin daredevil pilot, a
walking tree with a chip on its shoulder, and a
suspiciously goblinesque orc.
Ned has only six months to whip the Ogre Company into
shape or face an even more hideous assignment, but that's
not the worst of his problems. Because now that Ned has
found out why he keeps returning from dead, he has to do
everything he can to stay alive. .
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