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Some promises cost you the one you love.

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Running from her past, she finds a killer, a protector, and her faith.

Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead by Emily Austin

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Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead, July 2021
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EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WILL SOMEDAY BE DEAD
By: Emily Austin

A Novel

Washington Square Press
June 2022
On Sale: June 14, 2022
256 pages
ISBN: 198216736X
EAN: 9781982167363
Kindle: B08LDXW9Y2
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Hardcover (July 2021)

Humor | LGBTQ

Gilda, a twenty-something, atheist, animal-loving lesbian, cannot stop ruminating about death. Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and alienated from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church, and finds herself being greeted by Father Jeff, who assumes she’s there for a job interview. Too embarrassed to correct him, Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace.

In between trying to memorize the lines to Catholic mass, hiding the fact that she has a new girlfriend, and erecting a dirty dish tower in her crumbling apartment, Gilda strikes up an email correspondence with Grace’s old friend. She can’t bear to ignore the kindly old woman who has been trying to reach her friend through the church inbox, but she also can’t bring herself to break the bad news. Desperate, she begins impersonating Grace via email. But when the police discover suspicious circumstances surrounding Grace’s death, Gilda may have to finally reveal the truth of her mortifying existence.

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