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Love, Danger, Homecomings & Heart β€” Your June Reading Escape Starts Here

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One disastrous night. One devastating man. One diabolical proposition.


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He’s stubborn. She’s tougher. His kid? Already picked the bride.


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A small-town second chance wrapped in danger, desire, and Sharon Sala heart.


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A missing twin. A deadly cartel. One K-9 team caught in the crossfire.


How to Be a Zombie by Serena Valentino

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Mother Knows Best, August 2018
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Mistress of All Evil, October 2017
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Fairest of All, August 2017
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Poor Unfortunate Soul, August 2016
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The Beast Within, August 2014
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The Beast Within, August 2014
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How to Be a Werewolf, February 2011
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How to Be a Zombie, July 2010
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HOW TO BE A ZOMBIE
By: Serena Valentino

Candlewick
July 2010
On Sale: July 13, 2010
144 pages
ISBN: 0763649341
EAN: 9780763649340
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Young Adult

So you’re a zombie. What now? Slow down — and flesh out the life of the mindless with this essential guide for the newly undead.

The vacant stare, the shambling gait, the sense that you’re falling apart — adjusting to "life" as a zombie takes a little getting used to. And what’s with the sudden obsession with brains? Time to get your outstretched hands on this comprehensive handbook spelling out all things z-o-m-b-i-e.

* identify your zombie archetype, figure out if you’re dating a zombie, and savor the joy of brains (or alternative foods when necessary)
* learn how to "pass" among the living, brush up on zombie fashion and etiquette, discover decor for the decaying, and check out some awesome tunes to eat brains by
* explore zombies in literature, films, and novels — and learn the truth about rumored celebrity zombies
* attention span getting shorter? Enjoy mini graphic novels on how to evade zombie hunters, take a zombie road trip, and"who do that voodoo"
* and much, much more guaranteed to make a trendy — if creepy and vacuous — creature proud!

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