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May 2019
On Sale: April 30, 2019
267 pages
ISBN: 1950173925
EAN: 9781950173921
Kindle: B07N8DZ638
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Romance Comedy
It all started with the wrong Help Wanted ad. Of course it did. I’m a professional fluffer. It’s NOT what you think. I stage
homes for a living. Real estate agents love me, and my work
stands on its own merits. Sigh. Get your mind out of the gutter. Go ahead. Laugh. I’ll
wait. See? That’s the problem. My career has used the term
“fluffer” for decades. I didn’t even know there was a more…
lascivious definition of the term. Until it was too late. The ad for a “professional fluffer” on Craigslist seemed
like divine intervention. My last unemployment check was in
the bank. I was desperate. Rent was due. The ad said cash
paid at the end of the day. The perfect job! Staging homes means showing your best angle. The same
principle applies in making a certain kind of movie. Turns
out a “fluffer” doesn’t arrange decorative pillows on a couch. They arrange other soft, round-ish objects. The job isn’t hard. Er, I mean, it is — it’s about being
hard. Or, well… helping other people to be hard. Oh, man… And that’s the other problem. A man. No, not one of the
stars on the movie set. Will Lotham – my high school crush.
The owner of the house where we’re filming. Illegally. In a
vacation rental. By the time the cops show up, what I thought was just a
great house staging gig turned into a nightmare involving
pictures of me with an undressed star, Will rescuing me from
an arrest, and a humiliating lesson in my own naivete. My job turned out to be so much harder than I expected. But
you know what’s easier than I ever imagined? Having all my dreams come true.
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